Gayle: Uh, Cliff, were you trying to take pictures while driving?
Cliff: Uh, no!
Gayle: It kind of looks like you were trying to take pictures while driving...
Cliff: I told you, I was not driving while taking pictures!!
Cliff: Yeah, but we still need a lot more!
Cliff: I know! (secretly thinking, I know I'm becoming quite the budding photographer!)

Gayle: Oh, I wish I had gone with you. It's so beautiful up there right now with all the grass so green and wildflowers blooming.
Gayle: Oh, I wish I had gone with you. It's so beautiful up there right now with all the grass so green and wildflowers blooming.
Cliff: It was pretty. (secretly thinking, nanner, nanner, naaaaaner!!)
Cliff: (grinning from ear to ear and thinking, If only you knew my dear. I do know something about photography regardless of what you might think!)
Cliff: No! (thinking, don't you know art when you see it? Sheesh!!)
Gayle: Those are beautiful little blue wildflowers. (secretly thinking, he actually is becoming a better photographer with the whole composition thing. I'm impressed, but if I tell him, he might get a big head and then there would be no living with him!)
Cliff: Aren't they, though?! (secretly thinking, this woman thinks she knows everything. I know a thing or two about "pretty"!)
Gayle: Uh, Clifford! Uh...were you trying to drive while taking pictures again? Because that looks like a steering wheel in the foreground.
Cliff: Oh, that! No! That was an accident!
Gayle: Well, because, it really looks like you are trying to drive and photograph at the same time and I'm certain there are no driving and photographing laws on the books. And, if there aren't there should be, because this looks very dangerous and...
Cliff: Now just hold your horses! I was not driving in any of the photos posted. No siree, I would never try to drive and photograph at the same time. That would be, well, stupid! I know stupid, and I stay as far away from stupid as I can, because stupid can be dangerous, just like you said. What you are seeing, dear, is that I was stopped in the middle of the road. That is why it looks like I'm trying to drive and photograph at the same time. (Cliff wipes the sweat from his brow and then thinks, I wonder if she bought it?!")
1 comment:
to funny :-)
love seeing all the wildflowers
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